bewitch the mind

and ensnare the senses

  • Dumbledore: Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
  • Minerva: No, Albus, I think I'm just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
  • Dumbledore: I'm so glad I hired that woman.
03 September 2015 / 162,946 notes

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anxiouspineapples:

c’mon, James, and I thought we were close 

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herrsassyfras:

Things we learn from this tweet:

  • Teddy Lupin is a Hufflepuff
  • Teddy Lupin made Head Boy
  • James Sirius Potter is a Gryffindor
  • James Sirius Potter is two years older than Albus Severus Potter
  • Harry and Ginny spaced their kids out pretty evenly
  • If Al and Lily end up in Ravenclaw and Slytherin, Harry and Ginny will have collected the whole set
  • Queen Rowling’s still got it!

snapslikethis:

happy first day of Hogwarts, my beautiful child

slyherin:

you’re just as sane as i am. more here

hp-picspam:

harry potter + scenerygasm (insp)

accio-gif:

“until the very end.”

tayloralisonswft:

I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,“ said Ron. ”What d’ya think that’s gonna mean?“ . ”Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something“ said Harry.”

ohremus:

“They know!” whispered Griphook in Harry’s ear, “They must have been warned there might be an imposter!”

adorkablelena:

the  t r u t h
                   it is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution
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