Dumbledore:
Ah, yes, I see Harry Potter's eleventh birthday is coming up. Since his relatives are Muggles, should we do the customary house visit a week before his birthday?
Minerva:
No, Albus, I think I'm just going to fuck that Vernon Dursley up with 500000000 owl letters. *puts on shades and ollies out*
“I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,“ said Ron. ”What d’ya think that’s gonna mean?“ . ”Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something“ said Harry.”